December 2009
45 posts
It freaks me out how many people from my...
Uhhh…hi, I go to college and I am single.
How come on some days you are completely bored and there is nobody around, then on a day you make plans, 2308409328 other people ask you to hang out?!
I think that my television choices worry my mother.
Gangland, Lockup, Intervention…anything about gangs, hate groups, drugs, crime, etc.
Don’t worry mother, I watch because they interest me, not because I want to be associated with them. Part of me wishes I could be a sociologist. I just want to try and understand people.
Okay guys, ready to flip out on me?
shechangesyourmind:
I have never seen Star Wars. Not a single one.
I haven’t either, and I have no intention of doing so, at least not on purpose.
Could not find a better day for midnight car...
I believe it is time to share an embarrassing...
I sort of get test anxiety, and on top of that, I usually find it difficult to sleep the night before an exam and fear that I will sleep through my early classes.
This past semester I had Anatomy and Physiology, and I had an exam the next morning at 7:45 AM. I finally got to sleep around 1:30 AM. Knowing I had to get up at 7 AM (actually, my alarm was always set at 7:13) I was already freaking...
Another academically successful semester come and...
...I am a boring blogger.
Taking a shower to refresh myself and push me...
Why is it so easy to memorize a ton of songs and...
Procrastination 101 is a much better class than...
Ohhh finals week, I always wear the same clothes...
timeinabottle:
I know what would make me happy.
I just feel selfish about it and don’t want to get hurt…
damn my analyzing skills.
Just date him already if it’s what you want. But since when did trying to protect yourself become a selfish act?
Study for Sociology final and finish editing my...
40 Ways to Make the Pizza Guy Feel Awkward
cloudrace:
lindsassie:
1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it. 2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it. 3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke. 4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”. 5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line...
I would enjoy watching Danny Stevens perform live...
Listening to Four Letter Lie makes me feel...
“No matter how careful you are, there’s going to be the sense you missed...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
My sister just texted me about how she was talking with our mother about some hilarious childhood memories. It made me smile, despite my shitty mood, and provided another reason why I would like the semester to end.
I realized over the past 6 months that my sister is one of my best friends, probably the one that will never leave my side or be too far away to come to my rescue.
I don't care if Hef's ex-girlfriend Kendra had a...
THAT IS NOT BREAKING NEWS, PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD HAVE BABIES.
My schedule next semester is 8902849302850 times...
And I worry I do not have any motivation now…
Maybe knowing I’ll be outta here in 1.5 years will push me through. PLEASE.
-Gets on Facebook chat-
shechangesyourmind:
-The two guys that I don’t want to talk to start talking to me-
UGH.
Sadly, this is the way it always works. I think it should be a scientific theory.
Need to invest in new toothpaste. White toothpaste...
I need an escape.
You know your room is freezing when…
The excess box of Capri Sun is cold enough to drink without being in the refrigerator.
You must wear a winter hat to stay extra warm, as well as underarmour.
I think I am just a cold person.
I never thought I would have a full college snow...
Watching a documentary on the Ku Klux Klan.
A child who looked like a toddler was participating in a ceremony, the shit we pass on to our children…
Thanks roomie, the smell of bacon at midnight is...
PULL UP
NOT OUT
That is what the bag we use for a garbage in the bathroom says, and I laugh a little every time I read it.
Remember kids, “pulling out is not a reliable form of birth control!”
Brownies and PB&J for the rest of my life, please.
I feel like I am more attentive to my friends this...
Which is a good thing. I am trying very hard to not study as much while maintaining my good grades and having a good time with my friends.
I don't need a cellular device.
Nobody has contacted me in at least three days.
13016.) I'm posting this from the toilet.
(via blogsecret)
HAHAHA toilet texting! Guilty.
Out of all things right now, I would like some...
When the internet/Facebook goes down...
Since the internet=Facebook open in some tab=procrastination, the whole (college) world sheds a tear.
Sad but true.
I hate being female. I hate the fluctuating feelings I have about myself. I hate the media.
I hate how you see someone else and want what they have, knowing you will never look like that.
(781): he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Legit, nice guy…or he is just trying to avoid possible future criminal charges.